Things to do in an elevator

Tahiri has informed me that that title doesn't sound right, this page is just a funny little thingy, only to be done by professionals in this field, like myself, and a few other special people. do not attempt unless you have been trained in this field. ~*~Penelope~*~

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they can hear ticking

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

13) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

14) Swat at flies that don't exist.

15) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

16) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

17) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

18) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

19) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

21) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

22) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

23) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the passnegers, "This is MY space!

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